Today was oral. And today was most amusing. It's a friday, after all. The last day of the work/schoolweek (: otherwise known as 'TGIF (THANKGODITSFRIDAY) AFTER SCHOOL I CAN SLACK' day.
Chinese oral, was of course, an epic fail. But nevermind, you live and learn. Like today, I learnt that not eating lunch and drinking a huge bottle of water before oral gives you gas, and gas makes one stutter. Hence and thereforth, I have learnt not to drink water on an empty stomach before oral. 8D;; (INSERT GREAT, GASSY ENLIGHTENMENT HERE.)
(AhahahIbetIcanBURPmychineseoralnexttime)
By english oral though, most of the gas had gone. Ah well. I enjoyed myself quite a lot during the test by reciting great, long chunks of photography rubbish. Its amazing how one can twist conversations in every which way when one understands what is going on (UNLIKECHINESECOUGHCOUGH).
I think all the teachers now assume my life revolves around my camera.
Well, it sort of does to a certain extent. But oh well.
Hey, that reminded me. Of CE this morning.Its a bad rememberance. Honestly, I understand the need to educate teenage girls on physical intimacy, but that dosent mean I have to like it. And yes sham, if you are reading this, I AM a lost, hormoneless cause. And yes, I still fail to see the logic in all these foolish actions brought about by 'love'. In my world, when guys try to take advantage of girls, there will be a big red emergancy button the girls could press to summon a hoard of ninjas to solve the problem. See? no need for anymore embarrasing CE lessons :D Aaaah, such a brillient plan. I bet I could start a company and sell the idea.
"JAC'S NINJAS-FOR-HIRE. WE BEAT UP BAD GUYS FOR A LOW LOW PRICE. INSTANT PROTECTION AT THE PRESS OF A BUTTON. HACKING,SLASHING,SMASHING SERVICES OFFERED!"
And the slogan would be:
"HACKETY-SLASH AND POOF! PROBLEM SOLVED. BECAUSE NINJAS PWN ALL."
I will make millions.
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