Freestyle!

Life is odd and amusing.
Full of crazy things that pop out at you.
Like random cats that follow you all the way from the bus stop.
and an entire hoard of snails crowding your garden because your sister says they needed 'exercise', only to see a mynah come and eat five of them.
As well as the sudden discovery of really ancient protractors that belonged to your father YONKS AGO still in pristine condition.

This has been a most fruitful day.

Hmm. I shall now do the 50 reactions meme stolen from sham's blog because it looks fun P:

This is called 50 FIRST REACTIONS. Type what comes to your mind FIRST whenever you see these 50 words. Don't think and don't go back and change. Doesn't matter how random it is, just type it! Repost it for all of your (bored) friends. Consider yourself tagged if you are reading this!(50 is missing!)
1. Beer: Yeast. (LOL BIO ANAEROBIC RESPIRATION!)
2. Food: Steak.
3. Relationships: Are fun to analyze.
4. Your CRUSH: Mango + Ice + Blender = mango crush. Good for hot days! (CURSE YOU DRY SEASON)
5. Power Rangers: DINO FORCE!
6. Life: The most amusing thing around.
7. The President: OF AMERICAAA
8. Yummy: Tofu. Especially the smelly kind.
9. Cars: Mercedes (SEE LAH KONG KONG, YOU INFLUENCE ME ONE.)
10. Movies: Monsters Vs Aliens (I want to watch!) {Yes, I posses the mind of a five-year old. :D}
11. Halloween: Frankenstiennn
12. Sex: Gender. :D
13. Religion: Freethinker?
14. Hate: Homework.
15. Fear: heights.
16. Marriage: Photography-paying oppertunity >:D
17. Blondes: ARE SCARY.
18. Slippers: *FlipFlopFlipFlop*
19. Shoes: are falling apart
20. Asians: HUA YU KU.
21. Pass time: Doing memes like this.
22. One night stand: Lamp.
23. My Cell Phone: Is too noisy
24. Smoke: smells bad
25. Fantasy: Add a 'FINAL' in front.
26. College: Far, far away.
27. High school life: Spastic?
28. Pajamas: as a hole.
29. Stars: Leo
30. Center: of the earth
31. Alcohol: Is also made with yeast.
32. The word love: "LORD WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE."
33. Friends: Are AWESOME CRAZY
34. Money: makes the world go round $$
35. Heartache: SEE A CARDIOLOGIST
36. Time: Is money.
37. Divorce: is annoying
38. Dogs: are smelly and require a bath soon. (Must wash them tomorrow.)
39. Undies: Are Down Under.
40. Parents: DONT SWITCH OFF THE INTERNET YET PLEASE
41. Babies: Noisy and smelly. Also require baths regularly. But I still like dogs better.
42. Ex: pensive?
43. Song: Ong Siang (LOL SCHOOL FOUNDER)
44. Color: Green
45. Weddings: More money-photography oppertunities!
46. Pizza: HUT.
47. Hangout: On a noose?
48. Rest: GO MY POKEMONS. USE REST TO HEAL AND BEAT ALL THEM OPPONENTS.
49. Goal: 6A1s!
50. ???: A MYSTERIOUS POKEMON APPEARED AND KO'ED YOU FOR MESSING UP THIS MEME.

Ah, they joy of life (: